Royal Wedding Commemorative Shelf

I made a shelf today, which I have decided is going to be called the Royal Wedding Commemorative Shelf. I’m going to paint that on the bottom, perhaps with an appropriately tacky picture if I’m feeling artistic at the time – just to give some future DIY freak a “WTF?” moment when they inevitably rip it out.

Actually, to be honest, they’ll be saying that anyway on account of it not being cut even remotely straight due to me blasting through a sheet of plywood a metre in one direction and half a metre in another with a jigsaw, by hand, without even marking a line. I might mask the curvy edges with filler, or I might not bother.