Four years since I last1 mentioned hedgehogs2 here. Time flies. As far as I can remember, I haven’t seen a hedgehog in the meantime. I was wondering – was that previous hedgehog lucky or unlucky? It’s hard to say. The same goes for this one.
I’d already heard strange noises in the yard first thing in the morning but not been able to find the source. It was only when I went to turn on the tap to refill the ducklings’ pond that I spotted the hedgehog stuck in the drain, treading water.
Mia fetched a pair of gloves for me and I hauled it out and put it on the floor, where it proceeded to stagger around in a circle, leaving a trail of stagnant water behind it. Then it stopped at sat there stinking and shivering.
It just so happened that in the porch we had a very large cage with a heat lamp suspended above it. With the three ducklings now out in the orchard, the only remaining occupant of the cage was The Friendliest Chicken In The WorldTM who surely wouldn’t mind sharing. More about TFCITW another day, maybe. I put an open box in the cage under the heat lamp and left the hedgehog in it to recover. Once it had stopped shivering, it curled up and went to sleep.
An hour or so later, an almighty squawking came from the porch. It looked like the hedgehog, having recovered and eaten the peanuts I left for it, had climbed out of its box, whereupon TFCITW had tried to cuddle it and got the nastiest surprise of its life so far. It had the sense not to try it again though, and I set the hedgehog free in the garden after dark.



















